Come on! Come on!!
Come on already..
Come on..
God!
Use the elevator
Come on, God...
Ow!
I'm Captain of this elevator...
and we are stopping at every floor.
Whoa!
Nancy, once we get you back in your apartment and all cleaned up
you'll feel like a million bucks, here we go!
Whoa!
- Arthur? - Faron?
Look out!
Okay, Nancy, my eyes are closed
you can hand me that dress now
Can I open my eyes yet?
Not yet!
Behind you
Open up please, it's the Police.
Where'd you get the Negro, Butch?
Elevator
What kind of paranoid schizo could kill a man in cold blood
and then jelly up his face with shaving cream?
My dad!
Son!
I don't know what I ever saw...
in that heel in the first place...
Oh, he's not such a bad guy, just a little confused
Am I confused too, Vic
No Nancy, I think your emotions are wonderful...
I wish I could be as expressive as you
you were so free when you kissed me
in the restaurant and when you slapped me
I think you're wonderful...
I... have to get some more Sudzo for that dress
I'll be right back
Vic?
Un huh
I've just been thinking about what you said...
and it's very sweet but the truth is...
I haven't been completely honest with my feelings about you...
Thank you for helping me tonight
No problem
Of all the men I've known, none of them would have done
what you did for me tonight
Gosh!
I just want you to know I think you're a very wonderful
and a very special person
It's not often I get a chance to meet a girl like you
Nancy?
Where are you?
Freshening... freshening up
It sounds like that congestion's moving to your throat
Listen, I just saw Mrs. Ellroy in the hall...
and she said that there are a couple of maniacs running around with forks
in their noses and she's concerned
because she hasn't seen Jack or Jack junior for...for quite a while
Gracious
Yeah, it sounds like they're a couple of real sickos
Did you hear that?
There's a couple of maniacs running loose out there.
Oh, God.
I know you can take care of yourself...
but, ah... I just thought I outa pass it along
Well, tonight certainly has been rough on you.. but...I...
I just have to tell you Nancy, for me...
it's been the most wonderful night of my life
It probably sounds funny to... a girl like you
who's met lots of swell guys and...
I know that'll sounds funny...
to a girl like you who's met
Iots of swell guys
and had lots of wonderful evenings
But... I never met a girl like you before...
but I've never met a girl like you before...
What a turkey!
I know I don't deserve you
but I just had to tell you how I felt
before I... walked out of your life... forever...
Say alright, pal
you could tell me to stay if you wanted to...
But if you don't.... I'll understand.
I understand
I think he's gone
Listen I just have to get a chance to thank him before he goes
I really love you the core
Hey, love.. it's a terrific place you got here
Oh, golly gee, your hair really smells terrific
No, I don't get a chance to talk to people like much you know...
especially girls like you ya know
When I was in school my mom used to let me
They never let me talk to anybody
You know and I hated my mom. That's why I come to the rodent
Because, you know, every time I kill one of those guys
I see my mom in their face, ya know.
I never had a chance
'caus, you know, I'm a like a product of the 60's...
Vietnam, napalm, libby stick, LBJ, all the way...
Ya know... Kent State, pay the price, Soul on Ice
Mrs Trend... you better get back to your apartment
there are a couple of maniacs loose in this building
I told you never to call me that
Arthur!
You have a rodent problem?
Hey, Arthur. Every man for himself!
Whoa!
Faron!
Ready or not. Here I come.
Come back here
Hey, baby. Why don't you come on over to my pad..ah...
we'll have a scotch and sofa
You heel.
So I'm a heel
So what of it?
I'm not such a bad guy...
or am I?
Huh?
I see ya.
Ernest Al !!.....
Watch it, fatso!
Get out of the way
Avon Calling.
Gotcha!
I got ya!
- Oh my God! - Yo, load em up.
Let's see, the 240 will get me the 515 and the 315 will get me [fades]
Stop this nonsense immediately.
Put her down this instant you filthy little man
Who's gonna stop me you old bat
You and those fag dogs?
That's right
Hey, where ya going? The night is young.
Hey, you little witch
Brother Faron
I'll get the truck.
Let me in here!
Okay, no more Mr Nice Guy.
Goin' my way?
Women drivers.
- Faron, are you okay? - Get in the truck, idiot.
Wait a minute... I wanna...
Wah, I'm gonna get you.. Oh, I hate animals.
Nancy!
What's the trouble son?
Some maniacs are after my girl...
and I wonder if you'd let me take your...
You love her, son?
Yes, sir. I reckon I do.
She sticks a little in third.
I don't claim to know a whole lot about the grand design
Those fellows are gonna suck on some of you.
Arthur, go ahead, go on
No, No.. I know ya...
Go ahead, take one
No, no I know you don't mean it.
Arthur, I'm telling you it's okay.
- Yeah? - Go on
You freak!
Ramming speed!
Go get her
Get along little doggy.... and come home to me.
Beat it! Get out of the way!
Asshole!
I'm coming Nancy!
Make way for Victor Ajax!
Why you...
- You're under citizen's arrest, fella. - Oh, yeah..
The eye.
That does it.
Taste justice!
I'm coming, Arthur...
Should I stop?
Not just yet!
Nancy, I feel like a wishbone
I'm being split in two.
Do you want me to stop?
What?
Why those guys!... I only borrowed that car!
- Is it? - Huh?
Go get him, Arthur. He over here.
[Dive home]
Right Mister!
Keep off of my boot. Keep off of the [Dodge].
- Stand by for the [pap]. - Ow-oh
Arthur, are you alright up there?
- Look out for that old Vet. - There's no...
Suprise!
How do you want it, Vic? Medium or well done?
- Look out! - Daisy!
You broke my shocker.
Mister, you've done some bad things
and I'm gonna deal out some swift justice...
this one's for bothering my girl...
this one's for giving me this...
this one's for ruining my date
and here's one for all the folks everywhere
Okay son, I [??]...Please don't hit me again with that baseball bat
I realize what I did was wrong when... well... I'm.. I'm sorry.
Sometimes, sorry isn't good enough
Wait, from now on I'll be good
I swear it's the truth
Just one more chance...
- Well... - Please.... friend?
Pals?
Alright... but just this once
Put 'er there buddy
Knock his brains out.
Well, it look like the end of the road for you, Vic
Don't look now, but here comes an overpass!
You really tear me up, Vic Can I call you Vic?
I mean that's the difference between me and you
That's why you're down there and I'm up here
You see Vic...
You believe in people and I don't
That's why I'm gonna bash your stinkin' little skull...
Arthur?... Arthur!! Why you little...
Yowwwww!
Victor!
Nancy
Victor... Victor!
Nancy!
I got ya Nancy
Look fast.
You can still put a stop to this.
I certainly intend to
Ah, this is a nightmare
And away we go!
She's going over... please... please..
I'm coming, Nancy.
Hold on kid, we're almost there
You wanna play rough, aye.
Let's go
Eat guard rail, fatso.
Fatso!... I'll....
Here I come.
Here comes [per swiss]
Now it's your turn, toots
[Up and travel]
Nancy... Nancy, jump! Nancy, jump!
I can't make it!
You can make it
The bridge too far
Come to me, Nancy
Nancy!
Hold on! Hold on! Oh, are you alright?
Oh... No, Nancy. Please, oh, oh, ok, oh, oh
Not the ear..
Hold on, Nancy...
Oh, goodness. Oh, my goodness. Are you alright?
Oh, no! Not the eye!
Who were those guys anyway?
Oh, Gee.. I don't know
I mean, where'd they come from? and.. I...
- Well, how'd they get you? - Are you okay?
Nancy, I came into your room
and I thought you didn't care... about me
Oh! Vic, I do care... you saved...
And then I hit the water
so you see I'm practically a hero,...
Oh, thanks. So if it hadn't been for me
there's no telling how many people those maniacs might've killed
Account it to Saint Peter!
Saint Peter? Oh yeah that's a good one!
But seriously, if you can just find Nancy she'd
prove everything I've told you
Nancy, Nancy, you probably killed her just like all the others
She's alive, I tell ya. She was on the bridge
I don't know what happened to her
but maybe if you ran a picture of her in the paper
Ah! sure! Yeah, we'll run a picture of her?
- Yeah! Yeah. - Next to your obit.
Yeah! Next to my...
Hallelujah... Hal-le-lu-jah...
Well, I've still got five minutes
Hold it! Hold it! It's the Governor.
Am I too late?
No, Governor.
Thank God...
I didn't want to miss this.
Sayonara!
But wait!!
That man is innocent!
Nancy!
Aw, come on!
Victor, darling, I had no idea
When you fell off that bridge, I thought you were dead.
I wandered for days
What were you wondering about?
And then these good sisters took me in
Hi! I'm Vic
I was about to take my vow of eternal silence
when I read about this horrible mistake in the newspapers
[??]
Can you good sisters corroborate this young lady's story?
They can't speak!
They've taken the vow of eternal silence
Too bad!
Right!
She likes me!
Trivia: I found a reference to Paul L Smith's (Faron) voice....
being replaced by a voice actor.
Most likey a sound problem with his takes.
I couldn't confirm who they hired, but the movie was shot in Detroit
and George Baier was part of JJ and the Morning Crew..
on Detroit's WRIF radio in the 80's.
George did the voices of Dick the Bruiser, Popeye and several other characters.
I'm certain he's the one they hired to do the overdub.
It sounds just like him.
Hope you enjoyed the new transcription.
Hey..... Hey! Is anybody out there?